Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Get in the car.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Jaden McMichael

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How old are you? 20

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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