- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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