What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

WHAT????

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

guy walks into a bar, ouch

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Ju... Just why?

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

this is not a joke

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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