How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Dylan is gay

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Your mama's so fat.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

E= McVagina

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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