- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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