What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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penis

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Butt Sex.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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