- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.