Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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