Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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A man walks into a pole.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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