What's the square root of four? Two.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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