Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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