What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Penis.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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