What's the square root of four? Two.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Penis.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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