- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

Penis.

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

Fags are gay.

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

A woman's opinion

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

The Bible

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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