Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A man walks into a pole.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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A woman's opinion

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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