Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Paige

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Yo mama is so fat!

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A man walks into a pole.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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