Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Penis.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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A woman's opinion

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Fags are gay.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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69

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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The Bible

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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