^that joke's not funny

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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A woman's opinion

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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The Bible

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Test

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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