- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

I would rape her

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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