you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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