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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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pickle sniffer

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Where's my baby??

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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