how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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yes... that's the joke

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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ass in my face ? no

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Womens Rights.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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