A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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