- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

An atheist walks into a church

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Why? Whats wrong?

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

how may i help you

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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