- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Womens rights

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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