Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Men, get on the boat.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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your mum

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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