What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Flop dog

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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