Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Poop swing

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Anti Joke

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