What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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