Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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