Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

lol a man is drowning

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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