What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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we all know sammi has a penis

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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