- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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