- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

hit the thumbs down button

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Wy did the chicken?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Men, get on the boat.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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