- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

DESERT

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Republicans

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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