Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

This is a joke setup.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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