- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

I saw a poor man named rich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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