A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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