A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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