What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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i have two hands.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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