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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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