Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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