- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Your mama's so fat.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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