Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Pinus Testicles

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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pickle sniffer

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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