Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

ugh good riddance

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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