Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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