Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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