- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

i can't stand cripple jokes

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Womens rights !

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Life is an elephant, get married.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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