- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

There are two types of people in the world: humans

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Once upon a cross

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Mike tyson

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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