What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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bees knees

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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