- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

I pooped my pants

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

pickle sniffer

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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