Nicolas Cage's acting.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

I pooped my pants

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

pickle sniffer

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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