Women's rights.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Knock knock Come in

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Donald Trump

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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