what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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lol

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whats a willy? -brock

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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I never asked for this.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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