What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Poop swing

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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fack me in the ace! CC

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