What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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