In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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toast points

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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