- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why does life suck? Because it does

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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