What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Badgers are cool

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Get in the car.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Anti Joke

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