What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Patriarchy.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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I never asked for this.

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Harry Styles

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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