Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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A black guy gets a job...

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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