- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Your mums a penis joke.

Butt Sex.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

a man walked into a bar ouch

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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