a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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