Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

Anti Joke

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