Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Hello, nice to meet you.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Cancer

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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