Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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TIMMAH!

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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