Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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meme

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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