Dylan is a person

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Dogs in my home.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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matty russel are you on here

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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brandon ya twwat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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