Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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