- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Your mums a penis joke.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

a man walked into a bar ouch

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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