- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Hello Braydon

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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