Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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