Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

A black guy gets a job...

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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