What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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