- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Dylan is a person

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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