- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

do you want to hear a joke?

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

a man is running away

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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