Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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yes... that's the joke

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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ass in my face ? no

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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